Two And A Half Men
- Release date:22 September 2003 (USA)
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- Summary:A comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, one brother's son, and the many women who surround them. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, came to stay with him. Complicating matters further are Charlie and Alan's narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn; Alan's deeply neurotic ex-wife, Judith and Charlie's domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper, Berta. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common - they both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man. TWO AND A HALF MEN has been the Number One-rated sitcom on television for the past four seasons. [+]more
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Episode Guide For Two And A Half Men add episode link add new episode
- Episode 1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 9/27/2012
- Episode 2 A Big Bag of Dog 10/4/2012
- Episode 3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 10/11/2012
- Episode 4 You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For 10/18/2012
- Episode 5 That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam 10/25/2012
- Episode 6 Ferrets, Attack! 11/1/2012
- Episode 7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 11/8/2012
- Episode 8 Something My Gynecologist Said 11/15/2012
- Episode 9 I Scream When I Pee 11/29/2012
- Episode 10 One Nut Johnson 12/6/2012
- Episode 11 Give Santa A Tail-Hole 12/13/2012
- Episode 12 Welcome to Alancrest 1/3/2013
- Episode 13 Grab A Feather And Get In Line 1/10/2013
- Episode 14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 1/31/2013
- Episode 15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 2/7/2013
- Episode 16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 2/14/2013
- Episode 17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 2/21/2013
- Episode 18 The 9:04 From Pemberton 3/7/2013
- Episode 19 Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon 3/14/2013
- Episode 20 Bazinga! That's From A TV Show 4/4/2013
- Episode 21 Another Night With Neil Diamond 4/25/2013
- Episode 22 My Bodacious Vidalia 5/2/2013
- Episode 23 Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped 5/9/2013
- Episode 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) 9/19/2011
- Episode 2 People Who Love Peepholes (2) 9/26/2011
- Episode 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 10/3/2011
- Episode 4 Nine Magic Fingers 10/10/2011
- Episode 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 10/17/2011
- Episode 6 The Squat and The Hover 10/24/2011
- Episode 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 10/31/2011
- Episode 8 Thank You For The Intercourse 11/7/2011
- Episode 9 Frodo’s Headshots 11/14/2011
- Episode 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 11/21/2011
- Episode 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 12/5/2011
- Episode 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 12/12/2011
- Episode 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 1/2/2012
- Episode 14 A Possum on Chemo 1/16/2012
- Episode 15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 2/6/2012
- Episode 16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy 2/13/2012
- Episode 17 Not In My Mouth 2/20/2012
- Episode 18 The War Against Gingivitis 2/27/2012
- Episode 19 Palmdale, Ech 3/19/2012
- Episode 20 Grandma's Pie 4/9/2012
- Episode 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 4/16/2012
- Episode 22 Why We Gave Up Women 4/30/2012
- Episode 23 The Straw In My Donut Hole 5/7/2012
- Episode 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 5/14/2012
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- CBS and Showtime at TCA: Ratings Confidence, an 'Elementary' Super Bowl and 'Homeland's' Future CBS and Showtime split Saturday's entry at the Television Critics Association's winter press tour in Pasadena -- with the networks' respective entertainment chiefs, Nina Tassler and David Nevins, adding a bit of swagger to the Langham Hotel ballroom and touting largely positive news. ... hollywoodreporter.com
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guys , cheen was the best for sure , but the actors are doing there best and its still nice to watch ,, it shouldn't get canceled , its way better than glee and some of the new shows with no point to watch nor funny at all
8 days ago -
Show has been renewed for a 11th season. I have also read that the kid quit.
26 days ago -
I don't like the show annymore! the dynamic is gone!
2 months ago -
this crap should be canceled, it's an insult to the previous "cheen's" two and a half men, no reason for this corny B.S to be aired
3 months ago -
The show has lost its meaning ..
3 months ago -
This show sucks, got to 4th season hopping it will be more then food, boob, poop which ain't funny rather obnoxious... any chance new seasons are different??
4 months ago -
You're damn right this show sucks without Charlie. I said that the moment I heard the bad news. So now I go back and watch the earlier seasons. God, that man slays me. Such a funny person.
4 months ago -
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
5 months ago -
Angus TJ might leave Two and half men :'(
6 months ago -
I actually want charlie back. It was way better having him than ashton
6 months ago -
not fun anymore!maybe it was charlie all this time ?!
7 months ago -
Alan Harper is the best!
7 months ago -
Alan Harper is keeping this show alive after Charlie Sheen has gone. Jon Cryer 'Legend Actor'. Deserved the EMMY2012
8 months ago -
hope next season is going to be AWESOME :)
8 months ago -
i will not watch season 9 or 10
9 months ago -
This show is nothing without Charlie Sheen- the guy was a brilliant actor- I think even if he was a jerk to the Producers or to the show- they SHOULD have tolerated him because after all - he was raking in the ratings- love watching reruns of the old shows- don't even feel like watching the new ones because seriously Ashton Kutcher CANNOT act - he looks good as a co-star NOT as the main character....man- wish Charlie could have come back....SIGH!! :(
9 months ago -
oh i don't thin it's Just a season i think there will also be season 10,000,000 hehe
9 months ago -
Wonder if there will be a season 10 this show is too funny!
11 months ago -
can't watch videos anymore because of the new links
12 months ago -
How come the putlocker links have been deleted? The other sites never work with me :(
12 months ago -
RIP taahm, ashton burried you nice and deep. its more like a dumb and dumber now, no more contrast in the characters both alan and ashton are pathetic loosers whilst ashton cant act funny for shit, hes still the same 70s kelso moronic icon.
1 years ago -
OMFG shut up hateers!! :) LOVE walden schmidt xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1 years ago -
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1 years ago -
I don't even think this show was good to begin with. The comedy is the same thing every time, and it's usually stupid in the first place.
1 years ago -
i have always wondered what people liked about this show ?
1 years ago
maybe its because every episode is the same.
charlie finds a hot girl and bang her or get drunk.
his brother bitches about something or wants money from charlie.
the kid say something stupid related to what charlie or his father said -
i agree with hadlaa the show blows without charlie !
1 years ago -
the show is nothing with out charlie !!
1 years ago -
wow Zoey is a drag, plus her voice pisses me off lol
1 years ago -
i loved Sophie Winkleman (zoe) in peep show but she sucks in this and her fucking daughter has the most annoying voice.
1 years ago -
how stupid using a fat woman as charlie this show just got a hole lot worse
1 years ago -
ughh..i really hate zoe>.>
1 years ago -
No Charlie: Fail!
1 years ago -
putlocker added
1 years ago -
S3E8 has to be the funniest episode!!
1 years ago -
i say bring back charlie by saying he faked his death because of gambling debts or something and he comes back when he has enough to pay them back. but o think ashton is really funny so they should keep him aswell
1 years ago -
this is no longer a comedy but a soap opera, how pathetic has this show become? walden (ashton kutcher) has made some half decent movies but takin over from charlie sheen after 8 seasons for me was just to big of a mountain to climb
1 years ago -
guys Ashton Kutcher is the new "half man" in the first four episodes of season nine everyone talks about how he acts like a child, he is now being raised, in a different sense than growing up, but year he is a fortunate guy that never learned how to live on his own. He isnt a man. Its kinda obvious.
1 years ago -
all y'all no offence but i dont think chuck lorre or anyone that matters can see your comments try here chuck lorre actually pays attention to http://www.aoltv.com/celebs/chuck-lorre/2097915/main#addNewCmmnt and here as well http://www.cbs.com/shows/two_and_a_half_men/ all of you that think charlie should come back i am with you guyzz ashton is a good actor but being funny is not his thing being a pretty boy is checkout the new two and a half men song it was obvious ashton wasnt comfortable with the voice he used there that is why d song sucks ashton can remain on the show but they should pls find a way to squeeze charlie in ....
1 years ago -
new name shud be 3 man. they changed theme song so why not change name
1 years ago -
jake is 18 show walden=man, aLAN=man , jake= rstupid but a man
1 years ago -
tankdogg hes your father. cuz he just owned you. Buddy he can say whatever shithe wants. Basically your saying your gonna keep watching this show just to hate get a life. people like you are whats gonna burn our earth own with wars. Charlie spazze out at the director and Kept saying shit about him. what you expect him to stay on the show. If you were director charlie would been gone quite a while ago.And you know it. He may be a good actor but off set hes a jerk. You have to kick him off
1 years ago -
omg its really sick how they kicke charlie of the show and kept it going just keep going (the show must go on even after you kick the star off) brilliant its really hard to kick the star of the show. but they did it brilliant just brilliant
1 years ago -
gotta love charlie, but walden is doing a nice job replacing him
1 years ago -
@ Turtles
1 years ago
Cool story but quite hypocritical. Considering it was YOU who virtually commanded that we not watch the show if we don't like it and not to make negative comments about it when it is our right to do so. As you said it's an opinion and last I checked we are free to voice such opinions. Who am I to say the show sucks? Just one opinion out of many who believe the exact same. -
@tankdogg937
1 years ago
I'm a person with the right to say what I want to..... If you guys don't like the show just don't frickin see it. i'm sick and tired of people saying the shows not the same without charlie and that the shows dead without charlie. guess wat? Who are YOU to decide when the shows over or when it sucks. People have different opinions but if you know your opinion is gonna cause a whole riot on this page keep it to yourself.It's kind of good that they changed a little the was THE SAME FOR 9 WHOLE YEARS. Don't get me wrong, I loved it and I its plot but im just saying changing a little is good. Everyone has a choice charlie decided to do what he did knowing his actions might get him kicked off the show, the show chose to continue the show by replacing charlie and you can choose to watch it or not without turning this page into a whole world war 3. Charlies gone now, stop living in the past. :) -
@ ivanadam
1 years ago
That is the writers fault for having minimal range outside of the typical immature humor. Charlie's new show will be more serious and focused on characters rather than simply comedy. -
man alan character is the only one that is keeping the show btw have you notice in these season alan is realy pathetic at least in the other season there were other girls he was with remember that santa girl but now still lyndsey yawn. ashton keep monopolising the girls in the show and he is realy irksome.i know alan is down of luck type but come on not that pitiful
1 years ago -
I actually like the show better with out CS. With the new characters it takes a fresh spin and there's more room for creativity as far as writing is concerned. With Charlie Sheen it was always the same. He drank, banged chicks and acted all cool.. It's was OK for a few seasons but then it became sort of monotonous..
1 years ago -
i agree..a
1 years ago -
Charlie stands out to be awesome as compared to Ashton, Allan is still superb and the rest of the cast..But i think charlie to be brought back.
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